Games

December 2015
J.B.I.B. (T.B.U.A.B.)
Tiny Christmas action-platformer.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/jesus-bathes-in-blood/116410
December 2015
Bob's Special Day
A pile of crap for the Minions Jam.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/bob-s-special-day/115660
December 2015
Gosling Game
Tried experimenting with a bunch of different things at once: The top-down perspective, having multiple endings, a functional in-game music-maker, a continuous dynamic soundtrack, pixel art, other things. It came out worse and weirder than I was expecting... Proud of it though.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/gosling-game/115255
http://mortimer.itch.io/gosling-game
August 2015
Run with Scissors
Earn points by transporting art resources to the needy children! Before you can claim that high score, however, you've got the flowery world of BUSINESS to contend with. Good luck out there!
This game was made for the Fuck Capitalism Jam.
The music is the intro of a beautiful song called 'Wine Days' by Yukon: freemusicarchive.org/music/Yukon/Phoning_It_In_050406/Wine_Days

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/run-with-scissors/89568
http://mortimer.itch.io/run-with-scissors
June 2015
Get In The Hole
Months of juggling coursework, revision and game-making produced this sexy auto-runner about going in a black hole.
Please note the game features flashing visuals and awful optimisation. And you can't beat it.
A fabulous program called Bosca Ceoil helped make some of the music.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/get-in-the-hole/72381
http://mortimer.itch.io/gith
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/659624
February 2015
The Pee Bee & Equation Evasion
(The Videogame Prose-Couplet)
Me and a guy from school made a couple of games together. They're incomprehensibly bad.

Play one:
http://gamejolt.com/games/the-pee-bee/49857
Download both:
http://mortimer.itch.io/prose-couplet
February 2015
Advice Mountain
Advice Mountain was an attempt to make a whole game in just a few hours. The visuals are black whiteboard maker on white paper that was photographed and inverted to look like some sort of light-show thing, and the music is just some really slowed down piano chords drowning in reverb. The end result isn't half bad.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/advice-mountain/49431
http://mortimer.itch.io/advice-mountain
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/653442
January 2015
Eggs
Eggs is an arcade game about the shady side of the farming industry. It doesn't run too well but its heart is in the right place and it's probably the oldest game on this list worth playing. Climb the Tower isn't too bad either I guess.
A fabulous program called Bosca Ceoil helped make the music.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/eggs/45102
http://mortimer.itch.io/eggs
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/651524
January 2015
Boons
Tonally confused horribly optimized underwhelming balloon-popping game.
A fabulous program called Bosca Ceoil helped make the music.

Play at:
http://mortimer.itch.io/boons
November 2014
Climb the Tower
In a restaurant while waiting for dessert I got out a biro and a notepad and made this weird little vertical platformer. The music was adapted from 'Recent Draft' by the amazing David Firth.

Play at:
http://gamejolt.com/games/climb-the-tower/49458
http://mortimer.itch.io/climb-the-tower
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/648583
August 2014
Flappy Abi
Flappy Bird except with Abi instead of a bird.
The music is a public domain recording from https://musopen.org/.

Play at:
http://mortimer.itch.io/flappy-abi
March 2014
Run Away from the Nuclear Explosion
A half-arsed auto-runner (sort of) reflex-based game inspired by a friend's great idea. Not nearly as funny as either of us imagined it would turn out.
The music is a public domain recording from https://musopen.org/.

Play at:
http://mortimer.itch.io/nuclear-explosion
January 2014
Mediocre
Mediocre is a short simple platformer. It's the first game I made that was simultaneously not completely awful, not full of stolen assets, AND finished. That isn't to say it's any good.
The music is a public domain recording from https://musopen.org/.

Play at:
http://mortimer.itch.io/mediocre
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/633042